After the smashing success of last edition’s “Am I Gay? (Quiz),” the staff at Distorter wants to check in. If you or a loved one is experiencing a sexuality crisis (or if you want us to re-assess your result from last year), this is the quiz for you!

Make sure you tally up your scores to get your answer!

Question 1: Choose a Trope.

1. Enemies/Rivals to Lovers
2. Childhood Friends
3. Right Person, Wrong Time
4. No Preference

Question 2: Ideal First Date?

1. The Aquarium
2. Thrifting
3. Something low-key
4. A nice dinner

Question 3: Have you recently made a personal discovery that kind of pisses you off?

1. Nah, it was a while ago
2. Yeah, but it wasn’t bad
3. No???
4. What?
5. Yes.

Question 4: Choose an allergy.

1. Fruit or Pollen
2. Gluten
3. Eggs or Dairy
4. Peanuts or Shellfish

Question 5: Choose a TV show.

1. Yellowjackets
2. The Pitt
3. Heated Rivalry
4. Grey’s Anatomy

Question 6: How do you hold your keys?

1. Carabiner on my belt/pant loop
2. Lanyard that sticks out of my pocket
3. Key ring that has 3-7 key rings attached to it
4. Loose/car and house key are seperate

Question 7: Choose a bag.

1. Duffle bag/tool bag
2. Messenger bag/Crossbody
3. Totebag
4. Backpack

Question 8: Choose a game.

1. Life is Strange
2. Stardew Valley
3. Overwatch
4. Five Nights at Freddy’s

Question 9: What “cute” thing are you choosing?

1. A Jellycat
2. Chiikawa and friends
3. Kirby
4. Labubus 

Question 10: Which of these is your biggest fear?

1. Failure
2. Failure
3. Failure
4. The opposite gender

Results

Mostly A’s: Are you a lesbian? Awesome!

Mostly B’s: For Bisexual, after all!

Mostly C’s: You’re a Man Enjoyer™

Mostly D’s: No.

Mostly E’s: Call me immediately.  (207) 740-1342 😉