Distorter 2026 – Reporter Magazine

Five alternatives to showering you MUST TRY!

Stupid Chud
April 1, 2026

CAD Program to be Cut Due to Blackout :(

Creature Feature
April 1, 2026

Campus Center Pool is Back, Leaving Distorter Office Underwater

Wet Sod
April 1, 2026

Exclusive Interview with a Campus Deer

Nature Microdoser
April 1, 2026

The Definitive RIT Student Handbook for Talking to Women

A Performative Male
April 1, 2026

Vapes are OUT, Binkies are IN!

Planty the Potted Plant
April 1, 2026

All RIT Shuttles to be Replaced by Duckboats

Secretive Plotter
April 1, 2026

Wedgie Picking Guide

Francesca Bidet
April 1, 2026

Are You Still Gay? (Quiz)

A Reporter Gay
April 1, 2026

New Gracie’s Menu in Light of Food Starting to Taste Good

Mr. IMissTheOldGraciesPasta
April 1, 2026

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