If you roll onto the RIT campus after 5:00 a.m., your chances of scoring a parking spot closer than the woods behind the H lot are basically nonexistent. But don’t freak out, there are other options! If you live close enough, you might catch a ride on an RIT bus… but let’s be real—it’s probably a University of Buffalo bus. Oh shit, sorry, it’s actually the Niagara tour bus today. Or worse—one of those unmarked white buses that could literally just kidnap you, or, even worse, take you to Geneseo. That is, of course, if the buses actually show up that day. By this point in the semester, you’re probably at least seven parking tickets deep, so Distorter has put together a list of the best alternative parking spots on campus.
After the 17th missed call from your mom – despite being in your sixth year at RIT– begging for a photo of her little tiger in front of the statue for her RIT Parents Facebook post, you finally give in. This spot gets you as close to the statue as possible without dragging your ass out of the car, ensuring she can flex on all the other Facebook moms about her brilliant, totally-not-a-super-senior cub.
Alek • Apr 2, 2025 at 1:08 am
instructions not clear; I hit the Zamboni when trying to parallel park
tim cheese • Apr 2, 2025 at 5:19 pm
hate when that happens fr
Kath Hollembaek • Apr 1, 2025 at 12:48 pm
bad advice, car was a kia and got stolen from liberal arts