Have you ever wondered if you are something other than heterosexual? Well, we at Reporter have been wondering the same thing — about you!

Take this quiz for a definitive answer. 

Make sure you tally up your scores to get your answer!

Question 1: What music do you listen to?

a. Pop, obviously. 

b. Country!!

c. Hard rock! 

d. Jazz. 

e. Musical theater.*

*if you chose this option, skip to the end

Question 2: Choose a color.

a. Purple

b. Blue

c. Green

d. Orange 

Question 3: What school is your program in?

a. CAD/COS

b. Saunders/KCGOE

c. COLA/SOIS/NTID

d. GCCIS

Question 4: What is your favorite text-based social media?

a. Pinterest

b. Bluesky

c. Tumblr

d. Reddit

Question 5: Who is your ideal partner for a romantic date?

a. They are the same gender as me, and pretty. 

b. They are definitely the opposite gender!

c. Someone fun, with cool hair, and interests.

d. Someone worth my time. 

Question 6: What rain-based weather event describes you?

a. Drizzle

b. Hail

c. Fog

d. Snow

e. Rainbow*

*if you chose this option, skip to the end

Question 7: Have you ever kissed, or felt attracted to someone of the same gender?

a. Yes 🙂 

b. What? No?!

c. Yeah, but who hasn’t?

d. Mostly, people think about kissing me, but I’ve played around with the idea.

Question 8: Choose a fruit.

a. Banana

b. Blueberry

c. Pomegranate 

d. Orange 

e. Pineapple*

*if you chose this option, skip to the end

Question 9: Choose a Planet

a. Venus

b. Neptune

c. Saturn

d. Jupiter

Question 10: Finally, have you read Reporter before?

a. Yes! I see it everywhere!

b. Um no? Someone just threw this at me.

c. A few times.

d. Yeah.

Good job! Tally up your score for the result 

Mostly A’s: GAY, HOMO, SAME GENDER ENJOYER, you knew that though … right?

Mostly B’s: Hey, so I have some news for you … you are a certified boy-liker.

Mostly C’s: Yeah I’m thinking you’re bi or pansexual.

Mostly D’s: You are … RITCHIE the Tiger, our loveable orange mascot, congratulations man! Now put on the costume (Also, you might be Ace or something).

E’s: I know what you are.