Dodge the floating Destler heads with your cursor. Along the way, use your cursor to save the Reporter staff. Each staff member is worth 5 points. The longer you last, the more Destlers will be after you! Leaving the perimeter will cause you to lose.
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They're talking about banning smoking on campus because people can't follow the rules in place now and I still walked through three doors to buildings where people were smoking by them. Nice to know you smokers give a [puff].
Are there different degrees of homeless? I think there are. I think I'm a degree of homeless right now.
Love the idea of Pawprints but so far it has only highlighted how clueless and misinformed the student body is through their own fault. #readyouremails #getinvolved
Rings is the original Yik Yak.
On the sign that says no skateboarding there's an ad for the longboarding club. [Kickflip] the system.
I'm not gonna have a mid-life crisis. My whole life is a mid-life crisis.
Children are addicted to Easy Mac. It's in the Bible.
I'm starting to see a lot more men wearing hair buns around campus and I'm loving it! Please let this be the mullet of our generation!
Friday nights are pretty much designed for [Taylor Swifting].
Dear guy playing The Office theme song in the Fireside Lounge, you made finals week so much better. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.