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RITchie is THE symbol of all that is good on campus. His silent gestures touch our heart like nothing else. But do you remember the time when we had the OTHER RITchie? Distorter tracked down the once tiger to see how he is handling the loss of fame that came from being the one and only mascot.
This year RIT faced its largest problem to date: total lack of housing. In order to combat this, housing found a radical yet simple solution to the problem; move them to the existing parking lots. Distorter talked to three people living in fully furnished cars to see how they felt about the affordable, and comfortable, new option.
A thrilling tale of the existential struggle that happens when books are atrociously written when they were so promising on the outside.
In lieu of a traditional Rings page, Distorter invites you to try and complete some of the more interesting Rings that we've received. There's nothing worse than a ______ that's had work done. A. garbage truck B. daffodil C. jaguar D. sex doll Toontown is _______, the RPG. A. insanity B. anti-bullying C. anarchy D. socialism On a scale of one to ten fuck offs, it's not ________.
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Tonight’s the night. You’ve spent the last grueling week studying for your midterms, dismissing trivial things such as meals and hygiene. The stress is graying you prematurely and you have a twitch in your eye. Tonight, you’re going to treat yourself: scented candles, R. Kelly in the background, imported Vietnamese oils and your cache of underwater foot fetish videos. As you get into your rhythm of vigorously spanking it, the internet cuts out.
Drinking has a bad rap. Can one writer fight against decades of prejudice to create a better, drunker world?
Reporter rises up in arms for and against RIT students. Tough love, baby!
RIT accepts all students, regardless of ability to house them. Students are living in a shantytown along the quarter mile as their roommates vote them out.
Looking good just got a lot more affordable — and morally flexible.
The RIT coffee shops were once peaceful nations, but a recent rivalry has flung them all into a violent struggle. When an all-out war breaks out between cafés, no one will be safe from the caffeinated carnage.
Tuition money is used as fuel for the weather machine.
Hey, y’all! Back by popular demand, Cunt Blacula here with another wonderful gadget! Have you ever wanted to go back to the future? Be a time traveller's wife? Pretend to be a sexually ambiguous psuedo-doctor? Well, do I have the product for you!
The Japanese group's latest album shines bright from start to finish.
Is Apple standing in the way of national security or is this a case of government overreach?
"Zootopia" is a children's movie that tackles some serious adult themes and moral issues.
Older feminists think young women should vote for Hillary Clinton simply because she's a woman. I strongly disagree.
A closer look at Twitch.tv, live-streaming website that has picked up some serious traction.
This year's FreezeFest surprised us with more snow than we were expecting, and it felt good to celebrate the weather. The events were as diverse as always filled with stuffed animals, food trucks, gigantic ball fights, and so much more. Here's some of the events Reporter documented as we covered this year's festivities. Edit and Effects: Alyssa MinkoCamera: James Abrams, Francesco D'Amanda, Isza Ceesay
That's right. The Titanic is back and better than ever. But at what cost?
Whether the Fine Brothers were being greedy or just misunderstood, the React World fiasco exposed the lessons YouTube needs to learn.
Proud athletes who have been ignored for too long.
The life of Steve Irwin, an iconic childhood character for many, is a legacy of conservation — even a decade later.
The meaning behind your lucky sock.
The nuances of college ranking systems.
Keeping your digital piggy bank safe.
Cartoons have long been a tool for creators to tell larger than life stories. For years, studios like Disney and Pixar have seen critical and commercial success embracing traditional 2D animation and later CGI, which refers to 3D computer graphics. Both forms have afforded creators opportunities too ambitious or expensive for most live action affairs. It is a form of storytelling that naturally lends itself to