When Reporter launched in 1951, it had one goal: to provide staunchly conservative "news" with aggressive, questionable authority. Today, we're proud to announce that we're one step closer to achieving that goal. We can finally unveil something that's been in the works at the Reporter offices for quite some time now: Reporter has (finally) merged with 21st Century Fox.
If there's one thing that the staff at Reporter hates more than journalistic integrity, fact checking and wage equality it's existing as a publicity machine for the vicious, vapid liberal media. Day in and day out, we've been forced to spew out socialist propaganda sent down from Führer Obama's freemason stronghold...