Word of the month:
Fomo: an acronym meaning “fear of missing out.”
Sentence: Todd’s fomo went full swing when a drunken brawl started on the drunk bus.
Quote of the Month:
“You have to look deep down and come to the conclusion, wow it would be nice if I stayed home and gave grandma a sponge bath” – No One Ever
Distorter Recommends: Skipping Class
You wake up in the morning, hangover level at 11, and realize class is an issue for you now. Rather than enter society in a half sober stupor, have you considered skipping your classes?
When done just right, it is the tactic that will save both your reputation and your grades...