Message: 
Slayer: Well, Rings, it's my senior year and I didn't get a FreezeFest hat again. You know what that means? CURBSTOMPS SHALL COMMENCE. 12:01 PM
Distorder: What happens if SpringFest is just as fruitless. What do we get to see then?? :) 7:40 PM
Slayer: STRAIGHT UP ROUNDHOUSE KICKS. 7:41 PM
Distorder: WORD. Maybe you can give me a heads up? I bet I could get some kick-ass photos. 7:49 PM
Slayer: Chuck Norris walks alone. 7:54 PM
Distorder: CHUCK?? Is it really you? OMGOMGOMG <3 I love you so much. Please. Meet me. I'm fan girling so hard. SO HARD. 8:00 PM
Slayer: The last person to fan girl over Chuck Norris was the "Virgin" Mary. 8:11 PM
Distorder: How do you know my name...? 8:20 PM
Slayer: Who do you think named you? 8:23 PM
Date: 
Monday, March 17, 2014 - 8:23pm