Message:
#AllergicToGrass: These noodles at Crossroads taste like I'm licking the underside of a lawn mower. 12:06 PM
Distorder: How often do you lick your lawn mower? 7:38 PM
#AllergicToGrass: Quite infrequently. 7:38 PM
Distorder: Solid. But when do you, how would you describe it? Earthy? Herby? Dank? 7:53 PM
#AllergicToGrass: Bitch, I'm allergic to grass. My face swells up. 7:53 PM
Distorder: Oh wow! That must make those lawn mower shenanigans rather unpleasant. 8:02 PM
Date:
Monday, March 17, 2014 - 8:02pm
